Monster Assault

Monster Assault and I go way back. In fact, Monster Assault was my original drink of choice. It has since been replaced but we will talk about the replacement some time in the future. This week is all about the assault.

The can art features a sort of ‘digital’ camo look. Originally it was all camouflage but they have done a bit of a redesign to make it look more pixilated… or digital as it has been called.

The drink it’s self is a deep red color. At first the smell seems strong, but rest assured the drink is not as strong as it smells.

The taste is very sweet. I can’t pinpoint what the taste reminds me of but its almost like candy. It’s sweet sweet nectar.

As for the buzz scale, this drink provides quite the kick. It kicks in within a few minutes and you can feel you hands moving quicker. Unfortunately as your hands increase in speed, the number of spelling istakes mistakes also uncreases increases. But that’s not the drink’s problem, that’s the drinkers problem.

I have never notice any significant crash with Monster Assault except this one time when I drank an entire 473ml can in a minute. I was buzzing so much for a good hour and half then BAM I was down for the count. But if you drink it like a normal person everything’s great.

Caffeine: 164mg per 473ml
Taste: 4 out of 5
Buzz: 4 out of 5
Verdict: Buy it, Try it.

p.s. yarg.
p.p.s. I finally added the pictures.